Oh shut the… Tee

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.75	19.75	20.75	22.75	24.75	26.75	28.75
Length, in	26.25	27.25	27.75	28.75	29.75	30.25	31.25
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.75	19.75	20.75	22.75	24.75	26.75	28.75
Length, in	26.25	27.25	27.75	28.75	29.75	30.25	31.25
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18.75	19.75	20.75	22.75	24.75	26.75	28.75
Length, in	26.25	27.25	27.75	28.75	29.75	30.25	31.25
Size tolerance, in	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00	1.00

This oversized boxy tee carries a wry, rebellious personality—graphic art of a surprised doll face and hand-painted text that reads “I did not sign up for this.” It sits loose and relaxed, slipping easily over jeans, skirts, or layered under an open jacket. Wear it when you want to make a sarcastic statement without shouting: lazy afternoons, coffee runs that go sideways, or nights when friends need a laugh. The medium-weight cotton has a soft, lived-in feel and a clean neckline that keeps the look casual but considered. Colors hold printed detail clearly, and the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck comfortable. It looks like something a person with a dry sense of humor and a love of pop-culture irony would reach for again and again.

Product features
- 100% cotton solids; Athletic Heather 90/10 cotton/poly blend
- Medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) with a relaxed, oversized boxy cut
- Dropped shoulders for a casual, slouchy fit
- Durable double-needle stitching at sleeve, neck, and hem
- Tear-away label and airlume combed & ring-spun cotton for softness

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean