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The soft, lived-in fabric features a playful horror illustration of a hooded ghostly figure holding a phone with tiny hearts, captioned \u003cstrong\u003e“No, you hang up first.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It wears like an old favorite—perfect for game nights, late-night movie marathons, or anytime you want to show off a little macabre charm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe muted black wash and distressed-style print give it a streetwear-inspired look that pairs effortlessly with worn denim, biker shorts, or layered under a flannel on cooler evenings. Lightweight yet durable, this tee is designed for comfort and built to gain even more character over time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton for a smooth, strong print surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMineral wash finish for a soft vintage feel and faded look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable construction with shoulder taping, side seams, and double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 4.5 oz (153 gsm) fabric — breathable and easy to layer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSatin tear-away label and ribbed neck band for extra comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam, or dry on low heat — do not iron directly on print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dryclean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":52166290374962,"sku":"30395011285288378773","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":52166290407730,"sku":"28071616962253761061","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":52166290440498,"sku":"11626336689353209535","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":52166290473266,"sku":"33010013408275671780","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":52166290506034,"sku":"23100085617865810180","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":52166290538802,"sku":"16791815697534736511","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Vintage Black","offer_id":52166290571570,"sku":"74519488009266400640","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0989\/0132\/8178\/files\/20260923025002-1f1b6f97-93db-6e28-bf1f-4aedd745e93c.png?v=1790133340","url":"https:\/\/shopsocietyluxe.com\/products\/no-you-hang-up-first-vintage-mineral-wash-graphic-tee","provider":"Society Luxe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}